Hello, I am an honest dev with honest problems. My life is caught in a spiral of misery, running on a hamster wheel of seeking dopamine in any form. Instead of resorting to smoking crack—which would ultimately shorten the pain of life—I started by trading futures and then ventured into the shitcoin market. Everything went smoothly; I made several hundred thousand dollars and was driven by the frenzy of the bull market. Now I have a gambling problem—or is it an addiction? No, its a battle of life that I impose on myself and probability theory. I will catch myself that 100,000x, be sure of that. Im cut out for the job. I will launch a coin and free myself from the clutches of my suicidal thoughts. I just want positively charged dopamine, not the kind that comes from losing money while getting excited about it and squandering my mothers pension. But how can I manage to pump this coin to nine or ten figures and make everyone rich in the process? I implore you—buy this coin and work hard. Support the dev with love; otherwise, dev will strangle himself wearing a Batman costume while pleasuring himself. So please, buy this coin. Its important for the devs well-being. The dev is working hard—give him a break and boost him up. HarryPotterTrumpSonicPepeMilady, and now You found your dream Inu. Wow. We are all gonna make it. 1,000,000x. Soon to be rich at last. Then I will leave behind my gambling life, raise children, and marry the woman whos been waiting for me for six years. This coin will make it. My blood, sweat, and tears. My dream. Ticker is…
